Deepak Kumar (he/him) is a postdoctoral researcher at Stanford University interested in measuring and mitigating various forms of Internet abuse. He received his PhD from the University of Illinois, where he focused on computer security and privacy. His research is generously supported by a CRA/CCC CIFellowship. In his “spare” time, he has a second life as a playwright, composer, and lyricist of new plays and musicals.